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Welcome to Da Nuke Paintball Games!

Downloadable Waiver Form

All Players will be asked to sign a waiver form

Minors Not with their OWN Parents MUST Have a Notarized Form

This is only required ONCE PER SEASON.  Once you are on file you may fill out your own form.

(Most Banks will notarize documents for a small fee)

NO LEGAL FORM NO PLAY!!!

We Now Accept Visa and Mastercard !! WOOT!

We are now Open for the 2008 season

Open Play on Sundays listed on CALENDAR Page from

11am to 6:00pm

(Other days available by prior reservation only)

Da Nuke NEVER Sends Unsolicited E-mail and NEVER sends ATTACHMENTS.  Do Not Open unless you sent an E-mail first!!


 

All Markers Will Be Chronographed to 280fps.

 Welcome to our website!  This is the place you want to keep in mind when running around in the woods, shooting your best friends with Multi-color paintballs and having a really good, bang-up time playing Woodsball is what you are looking for.

                            

We are Brad and Tina Joesten, down on the farm.  Brad is the owner / operator of this very scenic 40+acres of land, nestled close to the Rock River Valley at 3485 N German Church Rd located across the road from Exelon's Excellent Byron Nuclear Facility.This provides a surreal experience while you and your Buds are running Amok in Da Woods! 

 We are located exactly 4.8 miles from the intersection of German Church Rd and Rt 72 right near Byron's " The Rock " Skate Park, which is located in the Stone Quarry Recreation area and Prarie View Golf Course.  Once you pass MotoSports Park, You are Almost There... Just past The Nuke is Da Nuke!!  More concise directions are on the "Driving Directions" page from almost every concievable direction.

Check the Local Weather Conditions at:   http://www.wtvo.com/  or Check the Flight Availability at:  http://www.flyrfd.com/

See Facts about the Local Area at:  http://www.byronchamber.org/ , http://www.stillmanvalley.org/ and http://www.oregonil.com/ 

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View my page on PickensPlan
Check for more updates at MySpace

And Introducing our LATEST addition for you

http://www.myspace.com/danukepaintballgames
A Forum of Your own ;) 

Now, don't forget ... You have to remember to invite me to be your "friend" to participate on that site and on my own MySpace site in order to be in touch so Don't Forget lest ye be left wandering without a clue.

(P.S. Gentlemen and Ladies, let us remember that offensive names are likely to be ignored, and bad behavior will be frowned upon very much by the management.  Thanks. ;)

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 Support Our Troops

Member of the Military? Play Pball or Want To?? Then YOU get:

 FREE ADMISSION For the Day!!!!

FREE Co2 or HPA All Day !!!! 

Just show some current Military ID 

for $$ FREE $$ Admission and Perks!!!!  This applies to Past, Present and Current Recruits of ALL branches of the service!!!

Military ID or the Presence of your recruiter is all that is needed for FREE Entry and Rental equipment!

 Support Our Troops

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Open Sundays for Woodsball/recball.  Be sure to check the Prices and What's New page to get all da latest about what we are doing for You, our customers.

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~~NEW!! UPDATED!!~~ 

Satellite Photo of Da Nuke's Field

Welcome Visitor, You are number

 

38102

      

 

 

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We at Da Nuke Love Animals!
So No Brutalizing of wildlife will be tolerated!
 
Only Moderate Muppet Mowing will be allowed, after all they are a form of wildlife too ;)
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This is our Head Ref
Mike "I Don't Think So" Dunn


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Check Out Racecar Driver, Sherri Dillavou's Cool Site http://www.dillavouracing.com  See her Race at Rockford Speedway!  See One of Sherri's Other Sponsor's at:  http://www.fox39.com  !!!

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Check Out Our Sponsors

We are adding some advertisements to our pages in order to defray the cost of this site.  Please check them out as they appear, we promise to keep them Un-cheezy, and Un-sleazy, as we have children and grand-children too!  Thank You For Your Support!

 

This is Da Sign!!

Remember, the person whose face you are STEPPING on while you are Climbing the ladder has the REAR you will have to face on your way Back Down the same ladder!

Field Mottos

Ne Conjuge Nobiscum

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

Yes, it Is badly translated Latin... :P

For those of you who like a Zen twist

Be the Paintball

or is it

Be the Paint

Hmmmm I wonder...

 


Send an email


Semper Ubi Sub Ubi!!